American Idol is a front for illegal alien immigration. And by alien, I mean little green men ... yeah, you heard right.

I've been saying it for years, and now I have a platform to express my concerns. David Cook from the 7th season of American Idol looks just a little bit too much like Edgar from Men in Black.

You know, Edgar, the farmer dude who's all douchey to his wife and then an evil alien eats his insides and uses his body to walk around earth and devise a master plan for taking down all of mankind? Yeah, that Edgar. I mean, don't tell me MIB was not one of your favorite cinematic adventures EVER, it had Tommy Lee Jones AND Will Smith in it for crying out loud. Plus it had that talking pug ...

Anyway - I can't look at David Cook and not see Edgar...


I mean, yes, David is wearing a stylish man scarf, but the symmetry to Edgar's overall straps is frightening. Their hair has even got that "I was too busy being an alien to really deal with my hair style this morning" feel to it.

Not enough proof for you? Check this shit:

THEY MAKE THE SAME HAND MOVEMENTS.

Yes, David has more advanced control over his facial expressions, but really? REALLY? How am I the only one seeing this?!?!

I'm telling you people, David Cook is just an undercover front for an alien operation that runs deep in our government. When "D" day comes and David Cook's face explodes and out comes an alien war monger, I don't want to hear shit about it.

I told you so.

And ... I think Paula was on to the Idol/Alien conspiracy and that's why she booked. Bitch might be crazy, but she ain't harboring intergalactic beings crazy, ya dig?

Question everything ...

Mel