Dish Network - an offer you can't refuse...

I'm not even sure this NEEDS words to go with it.

So here's the deal. A local Mexican restaurant has a wide array of business cards and flyers near the cash register that you can not help but eyeball while paying your nicely priced lunch bill. Among the "Meth rehab meeting schedules" (sadly this is not a joke) and information from your local Avon representative, was this gem.

Now, given that I went to a women's college and was a minor in Women's Studies, I'm sure you know where this is going ....

I don't speak Spanish, but I gotta tell you this business card's message is load and clear...



Up to 4 receivers installed?!! Are you toying with my emotions?
Dish Network can fill 4 of my rooms with mind numbing, brain deteriorating, soul eating, television programming??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I could have Rosanne on in one room (I still can't believe Dan actually died) , and Jake and the Fatman, A Baby Story AND that crazy Japanese game show on in others?
How on earth have I been living with Time Warner Cable and our one receiver all this time?
I'm calling immediately.

And look: !!!

The back of this card boasts 3 months of Showtime and HBO! And among the channels you get, are FoxSports, Discovery, and PLAYBOY TV.
Thats it, deal sealed.

Dish Network here I come.

Sex sells,
Mel