Transparent people.
Annoying.
As human beings, we have a lot of shit to deal with. We have to expel a lot of energy to keep the many balls in the air that we believe we have to juggle to live up to some standard we've set for ourselves. Considering all that, why on earth would you want to waste more personal energy pretending to be someone you are not?
If you are not a nice person, stop being overly affectionate. If you don't like me, stop kissing my ass. If you don't enjoy other people's company, don't join the social club. If you are allergic to peanuts, don't eat a Snickers bar.
I'm just saying, why are we the only species who feels the need to play mind games? Grizzly bears either eat your face, or they don't. There is none of this gray area bullshit where they are all "I want to eat your face, but I feel like social pressures and my own insecurities require me to eat your face in a less direct way." No. Grizzly bears don't walk around all, "I approve of your decisions on the outside, but talk mad shit about you and your decisions behind your back."
F that.
If you think my decisions blow, say something. If you don't have the balls to say something, then shut the fuck up and hibernate. I'm just saying, we all see right through your fake-ass-kiss-kiss-make-nice BS.
Stop it.
A porcupine can't wear a silk robe, ya dig?
A porcupine just walks around all "Listen bitches, I've got quills. Mean ass quills. And these shits HURT. So take that for what its worth, don't fucking try and hug me. I'll cut a bitch."
I appreciate that.
Thank you porcupine.
Thanks for not being full of shit.
I won't try and hug you, its all good.
Just say "No" kids,
Mel
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This just made my night. My whole week maybe.
ReplyDeleteThese shits HURT.
LOVE IT!!! next up why do fake-ass-kiss-kiss-make-nice people have an issue with me being me? If you don't want to tell someone to take a fucking hike but I've got the balls to do it, don't be gettin your fucking panties in a wedgie so far upus ass your coughing lent for a week. Just saying...
ReplyDeletePreach it, Sister! Although, I must admit that I a somewhat guilty of this on the professional occassion. I don't think I'd keep my job(s) very long if I said all of the things that I think all of the time. For some reason I'm pretty sure I would be out of the wedding business if I told the mother of the bride where to stick her droopy corsage. Just sayin'. That said, Frances, can I hire you to tell people what I'm thinking so I can keep my jobs?
ReplyDeleteLove it! So sick of fake ass people and their BS. I am, and will continue to be blunt to the point of rudeness... that is why when people call me a Bitch, I say "thank you." I don't kiss ass, and don't want someone elses fake ass-kissin.
ReplyDeleteThis is awesome.
ReplyDelete<3 Sam