Really? Are we that board with the news of the never ending war? Or the fact that like half our country has been unemployed for like, ever? Or even what the hell my beloved Britney Spears has done to bring the redneck to Hollywood this week?
Shocking? People, where the fuck have you been. There is nothing shocking about a man like this coming out of the closet:
I'm sorry, but look at the man. He's hot as hell, sporting a deep cut v-neck T-shirt, and rockin' a gold necklace like no one's business. Of course, I'm not saying these things make him gay, but sure as hell don't make him straight. Anyway, everyone knows that straight guys can't display emotion with their eyes like that anyway ....Besides, how many straight guys do you know take pics like this at the beach with their "friend"?
They are shaking out their towel for crying out loud. Clearly, this should have been a tell-tale sign of his sexual preference.
I mean finding out Ricky Martin is gay is about as shocking as finding out George Michael is gay. Enter WHAM! and Menudo. No one caught on then? I mean, don't all boy bands have at least ONE homosexual on the roster? Lance Bass anyone? I was also thinking that there was a gay theme going on with men with 2 first names, but Michael Scott blew that theory. "That's what she said."
Anyway - This is not a bash on Ricky, or his preferences when it comes to the heart. I'm a gay supporter and I'm ready to go to bat to get them all the rights they deserve... I'm just saying, if you did not know this, you are either a deaf, blind, mute who lives under a rock with their 80 year old grandmother, or you are living like those werid ass people in M. Night Shyamalan's, The Village. **Spoiler aleart!** Ironically enough its the blind, mute girl who gets the hell outta that crazy village and uncovers their shenanigans. See, even SHE would have known Ricky Martin is gay.
In any case, Ricky, do your damn thing. I'm happy you feel like its time to be yourself and let the world know officially that you are gay. Its way better than getting caught in the midst of something naughty by the paparazzi, just ask George Michael. Ricky, I'm proud of you, and glad that I can now call you gay without anyone arguing it. I will now resume dancing to "She Bangs" college style.
Oh - and I sent you a rainbow heart on Facebook.
Gay hand snaps,
Mel
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